dreamofflight:

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

YES

Uh oh…better make sure this doesn’t end up on D’s phone…

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"No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire."

— L. Frank Baum, The Lost Princess of Oz  (via nofatnowhip)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via nofatnowhip)

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

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Carly’s coming to LA today

Carly: Just texted you. American flight JFK to LAX. I’m not checking a bag or anything.

me: sweet is that your boarding pass? I’m gonna jet to nyc right now so i can steal your flight

Carly: Perfect! You’ll totally make it in time.
And honestly—best prank EVER right there! “Hahaha I flew to New York so that I could fly back to LA! Sucker!”

me: its REAL prank dedication
100% commitment

Carly: I wouldn’t doubt you

When I see people’s sky diving pictures on Facebook/Instagram

whatshouldwecallme:

nnrdt

Yep.
nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes
He was very concerned with this spooky balloon floating around last night, but finally made friends with it and trotted downstairs dragging it by the ribbon. A cat and his balloon. 🐱🎈

He was very concerned with this spooky balloon floating around last night, but finally made friends with it and trotted downstairs dragging it by the ribbon. A cat and his balloon. 🐱🎈

I found out today that texts take up an enormous amount of space in the cloud. I never delete texts, so I spent some time today going through old ones and deleting. This is from a few years ago when my friends’ pup fell asleep on her back. No doubt we’ll be doing this to our kids someday!

I found out today that texts take up an enormous amount of space in the cloud. I never delete texts, so I spent some time today going through old ones and deleting. This is from a few years ago when my friends’ pup fell asleep on her back. No doubt we’ll be doing this to our kids someday!

On repeat. Now we just need an LA tour date!

On repeat. Now we just need an LA tour date!

nevver:

Here is a shark in a party hat

Today is my friend Kat’s birthday, and nothing in the world is more appropriate than this shark in a party hat. I don’t even think she reads my tumblr. But y’all can be part of this moment with me.

nevver:

Here is a shark in a party hat

Today is my friend Kat’s birthday, and nothing in the world is more appropriate than this shark in a party hat. I don’t even think she reads my tumblr. But y’all can be part of this moment with me.