"It just didn’t work out. I was 22 when I got married. 22. The same age I was when someone asked me to draw a map of the world and I just straight up forgot South America."

— Pete Holmes on his failed marriage [x] (via cinemaria)

Can someone anonymously send this to my little* brother, please?

*I guess I can’t use that adjective anymore, huh.

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An actual IM conversation I just had:

me: hey whens your next interview?
friend: Thursday
me: thumbs up emoji
friend: kissy face heart

(Source: paralysedbeaver)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this for?" [x]

omg.
Currently: vacation research/daydreaming.

Currently: vacation research/daydreaming.

(Source: agreeing, via coffeeand-flowers)

nbcsnl:

latenightseth:

TONIGHT: Kenan Thompson explains why he’s such an amazing ice skater.

It’s knucklepuck time!

Heh…
^^^^^

^^^^^

(Source: dailydot, via explodingdog)

Happy Easter from beautiful Santa Monica!

Happy Easter from beautiful Santa Monica!

Whoa.

Whoa.

(via makethemdream)

nevver:

Free Speech

Cannot wait to get off work at noon today and do nothing this weekend!

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