December 2011
43 posts
“there comes a time in a woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass...”
– Bette Davis Tomorrow. Necessity. Cheers, 2012!
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who...”
– Five from Isaac Asimov
Arrested Development Paper Dolls →
If you are running around looking for a last minute Christmas gift for that special someone, just stop right here because boy do I have a project for you.
Silicon Valley Ryan Gosling →
I just…can’t. Amazing.
Carly: my dad’s wife called me last week. she and my dad were watching the michael buble christmas special
they called me to tell me that they think he’s such a nice guy and why can’t i find a guy like him to date?
me: for serious?
Carly: hahaha yes
me: Youre like - happy to. Do you have his number? Also, isn’t he married?
Carly: they collectively decided i...
Meanwhile, in horrifying Gchat conversations of the day:
R: these cramps are killing me
if they find me dead with an ectopic pregnancy
serve veuve at my funeral
me: youre the worst
R: you’ll be sad if those are the last words you ever say to me
me: youll be sad if you make me buy veuve for all your friends who will end up at the mall instead of at your funeral
then again, its more...
“Professions are like relationships. You run from one to the next in the vain...”
– How To Love What You Do
