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June 2011

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Jun 30, 2011
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Jun 30, 2011
And the award for worst sense of humor in all the land goes to... → cnn.com
Jun 29, 2011
Jun 28, 2011
Jun 28, 2011
8 Confessions of a New Dad → joannagoddard.blogspot.com

Love this.

Jun 28, 2011
Jun 27, 2011

Malibu hilltop wedding and San Diego Bachelorette madness in under 24 hours = naps and reading in bed. Sunday Funday FTW!

Jun 26, 2011
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Jun 24, 2011
Couldn't resist...

Carly, in response to my earlier Bieber post:

Biebs was at Macy’s yesterday unveiling his new perfume.

The bottle looks like a vag and it’s called “Someday…”. No joke.

I was at Macy’s too, trying to return a dress and avoid the mouth-foaming, ravenous teeny boppers clawing their way to the front of the crowds.

Day in the life. That’s NYC for ya.

Jun 24, 2011
Jun 24, 2011
Jun 24, 2011

My bank card apparently decided it was bored this lovely Thursday in Los Angeles, and decided it would be better served partying in Las Vegas. If it had decided to bring me along for the ride, I could have treated it to bottle service and a dance or two. Unfortunately, it’s decided it’s got gas station and Wal-Mart taste out there on its own.

In other news, eff you theives, and I hope you die of thirst in the hot desert summer sun.

Jun 24, 2011
Jun 23, 2011

Justin Bieber on the today show this morning, and all that’s running through my mind is - pull up your pants! And where can I buy that blue cardigan?

I think I’m safe from Bieber Fever, but I worry I might have skipped middle age entirely.

But seriously, I think I need that cardigan.

Jun 23, 2011
http://www.theawl.com/2011/06/how-to-not-die-in-a-plane-crash → theawl.com

Perfect. Noted.

Jun 22, 2011
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